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Jesus & the Robber One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, ''Jesus is watching you!''while he rummaged through the desk. He replied, ''Who said that?!'' Once again he heard the same thing, ''Jesus is watching you!'' The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, ''Cornelius.'' The robber said, ''What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!'' The parrot said, ''The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!'' |
10 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Dog 1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public. 2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older. 3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair. 4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health. 5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute. 6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours. 7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff. 8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner.You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault. 9. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back. 10. Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you. |
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? |
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Awww, c'mon! We just want to TASTE him... |
Move your mouse over his mouth to see the frog smile |
Are YOU talkin to ME??? |
Is the photo below a frog, or a horse. Watch closely. Please be patient, as it moves slowly... |
This page just cracks me up |
What part of "BE QUIET" did you not understand? |
What's in there? |
See, they DO watch T.V.... |
Yes, they ARE baby skunks! Once a mama, always a mama! Isn't that the sweetest thing? (except maybe the smell) |
Everyone wants to be a dog... |
The light at the end of the tunnel... |
Hope it doesn't ring and wake him... |
Bunkbeds |
That's what I think of you cats!!! |
These allergies are getting to me |